yanilavigne:

(Quotes here)

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rnemes:

do u think macklemore actually has a big cock

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icanbarelyspeak:

not-thefunniestblog:

if kate middleton doesn’t present the baby to the world from her balcony the same way rafiki presented simba they are doing it wrong

when Michael Jackson did that people got really mad

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wordsmythologic:

rneerkat:

one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end

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brotips:

For example, I’m too busy tonight. Two tests in two days, whose idea was this?

-Sketch

Posters

such-lovely-chaos:

i don’t care how long it takes

sooner or later, my family will have to look out the window

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How to get your graduation date just a little wrong, by Pete  Wentz (x)

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ryannxp:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

omfg

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